A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle…
A man meets Bill Gates at the airport, and asks him this
I was in the airport VIP lounge en-route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner,…
A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives
A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a…
The Strange New Doctor Has A Funny Cure
A woman went to the doctor’s office and is seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started…
Mick and Paddy decide to steal a bus instead of walking home
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all…
Cinderella was now old, and was granted 3 wishes by the Fairy Godmother
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince… … Cinderella happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with…
Three Irish fellows would meet at a bar every day after work
Three Irish fellows would meet at a bar every day after work for a pint of Guinness and a shot of Jameson. Same time everyday at the…
The Drunk Man Who Thinks He Is Jesus
A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar… …and sees two priests walking across the street. He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of…
Marine shares a room with a heavy snorer
This is a great trick to use if you ever have to bunk with a heavy snorer. It seems to work great! Late one…
The housewife was having a very bad terribly awful day
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear, “How are you, darling?” it said….