A construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a job.
He asks the first guy, “Can you take this hammer, throw it in the air, and catch it in your tool belt?”
The first guy says “I sure can!” and tosses the hammer 6 feet in the air. He catches it behind him right in his tool belt.
The foreman nods his head, and says to the second guy, “Can you throw this screwdriver and get it to stick in the ground at a perfect 45 degree angle?”
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