Thomas Girlfriends
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…
Ours Is Prettier
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big…
Hilarious Joke: What starts with F and ends with K
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’ The…
A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom
A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door. In a panic she told her boyfriend “Hurry,…
Funny Joke – 11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior…
A Man Buys A Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you…
Student says he’s too smart for first grade. This is the principal’s response
A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the…
Funny Joke – Smartest president
The 1st passenger said, ‘I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to…
A woman asked an army general
The general stood tall and said “1956 ma’am.” The woman, taken back by this answer said “1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better…” …
No-Bake Blueberry Cheesecake
No-Bake Blueberry Cheesecake This No-Bake Cheesecake is a creamy, decadent dessert that comes together quickly, and is super easy! Mix up the topping to be cherry, strawberry…