10 Everyday Things That Are Secretly Ruining Your Skin
Let’s face it, we all desperately hope our skin ages like fine wine. And while our looks are somewhat genetic, what’s fascinating is that 90% of how our skin ages is totally up to us…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…
A 60 year millionaires is getting married…
A 60 year millionaires is getting married. His friends are jealous and one of them ask how he landed such a hot 23 year old blonde beauty……
A guy sees a sign in front of a house
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in…
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?”
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve said, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “Done, what’s your second wish?” Rich replied, “I…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office.
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When…
“Blonde’s Desert Genie Wish: The Unintentional Reunion”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them…
The Relentless Parrot: A Feathered Insult Comedy
A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says…
The Blind Cowboy’s Wisecrack Dilemma
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
A baby camel asks his father, “Dad, why do we have a hump on our back?”
A baby camel asks his father, “Dad, why do we have a hump on our back?” The dad replies, “So that we can store water in those.”…