A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it. “What’s this about?” he…
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how…
The first nun says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned… … Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last…
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is…
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That…