Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable…

An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives. The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over…

April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all…

A man and a woman are having dinner in a restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, spots that the man…

A biker pulls up outside a roadside bar in Louisiana after a long day in the saddle. Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down….

A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth. After some months, she regains consciousness and she realises that her pregnancy belly is gone. A doctor…

Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”…

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…

 THE JOKE  A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane….